s-erene-shores:

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

(Source: somedahy, via darkwashskinnyjeans)

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via orgasmic-humor)

drunktrophywife:

if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too

(via orgasmic-humor)